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flowahrs: + if straight was gay and gay was straight

Wed, 01 May 2013 21:29:36 -0400

flowahrs:

+ if straight was gay and gay was straight

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:41:33 -0400

cydnaquil: we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim...

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:21:35 -0400

cydnaquil:

we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim jong un

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Sun, 17 Mar 2013 12:05:51 -0400

somethingwittythiswaycomes: themaleanachronism: icoulduseinsouc...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 11:58:31 -0400

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

Im laughing so hard omg

brendonurieshat: iamthejarvis: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: ltsnoisyupthere: cuddlingcumberb...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:08:13 -0400

brendonurieshat:

iamthejarvis:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ltsnoisyupthere:

cuddlingcumberbatch:

cannibalisticbumblebees:

BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????

In canada we call them memory sticks

Why would you call them USB drives?

Wait, do other countries not call them that?!

We call them USB drive because we put them in the

USB port

we call the memory sticks because we put the in

the memory stick holder-place.

does anyone ever just slip into a mood where all you do is wander aimlessly around your house and...

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:07:54 -0400

does anyone ever just slip into a mood where all you do is wander aimlessly around your house and narrate your feelings and actions in your head like you’re in a novel

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Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:06:22 -0400

this makes my heart ache

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 14:05:08 -0400

this makes my heart ache

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:35:21 -0500

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:30:37 -0500

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:27:03 -0500

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Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:23:19 -0500

How to Ask Someone Out

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 13:04:49 -0500

Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it

haerrys: i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:55:34 -0500

haerrys:

i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift

death-by-lulz: My lovely followers, please follow this blog...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:54:20 -0500

death-by-lulz:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

shiphassailed:belagasm: fuck you america portugal has TWO freedom days america has 365

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:48:15 -0500

shiphassailed:belagasm:

fuck you america

portugal has TWO freedom days

america has 365

up-sky-high: misguided-misanthrope: rabbit-sex: lies-and-curio...

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:46:25 -0500

up-sky-high:

misguided-misanthrope:

rabbit-sex:

lies-and-curiosity:

amoureuux:

This makes me want to fucking cry

this is my favorite poem ever

I don’t even care that this is in color. This is a damn visual representation of the best damn poem ever. I love this. So much.

Reblogging this again.

This hurts my heart, but i love it

x

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:42:21 -0500

x

bettywhite4ever: 180mph: anyone else find math relaxing

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 12:38:23 -0500

bettywhite4ever:

180mph:

anyone else find math relaxing