cydnaquil: we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim jong un
brendonurieshat: iamthejarvis: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: ltsnoisyupthere: cuddlingcumberbatch: cannibalisticbumblebees: BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS? OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST. I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID???? In canada we call them memory sticks Why would you call them USB drives? Wait, do other countries not call them that?! We call them USB drive...
does anyone ever just slip into a mood where all you do is wander aimlessly around your house and narrate your feelings and actions in your head like you’re in a novel
How to Ask Someone Out
Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
haerrys: i hate myself but im still better than taylor swift
shiphassailed:belagasm: fuck you america portugal has TWO freedom days america has 365
bettywhite4ever: 180mph: anyone else find math relaxing
squeekylittlemeercat: isis-: 1971endlessthoughts: themostamazingphil: godtie: do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there” I tried to scroll I tried to scroll too we all tried It never works.
fehroohz: i used to hate people who wore leggings as pants but now i am a person that wears leggings as pants
teddyginger: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball
piratemalik: harry styles spends either thousands of dollars on his leather jackets or $6 at thrift stores there is no middle ground when you’re a hipster millionaire
pamplemoose: jadedskies: rnedia: thebraveandmischievous: rnedia: a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance im so glad someone did this group naming thing right a group of unicorns is called a blessing. a group of unicorns is called not real you must be fun at parties.
textpostsrus: BEYONCE DOESN’T HAVE A THIGH GAP BUT SHE’S CONSIDERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD SO REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME YOURE FEELING UPSET ABOUT YOUR BODY
quifftasticfive: if you didnt cry when the dog died in I Am LegEND YOU ARE SATAN
hitlersbreastmilk: how do you even start sexting is it like ‘hey whats the english hw, show me ur vagina’
jamjars: i wonder if barack obama takes selfies
ierotated: the only emotions that i’ve felt since i started school again have been tired and no
garysjohnson: ok thats cool but in america you can get 100 mcnuggets for $25
saladmpreg: 2spookychan: on a scale from 1 to 350 degrees fahrenheit for 14 minutes or until golden brown, how done are you those are the cooking instructions for pizza rolls
stylesthirst: sorry but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin