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I'm going to have to accept your first answer which was Harry Styles

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brendonurieshat:

iamthejarvis:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

ltsnoisyupthere:

cuddlingcumberbatch:

cannibalisticbumblebees:

BRITISH PEOPLE CALL USB DRIVES MEMORY STICKS?
OH MY GOD.
YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST.

I THOUGHT EVERYONE DID????

In canada we call them memory sticks

Why would you call them USB drives?

Wait, do other countries not call them that?!

We call them USB drive because we put them in the

USB port

we call the memory sticks because we put the in

the memory stick holder-place.

(Source: st-stuttersomethingprofound, via windinmyhairsmileonmyface)

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How to Ask Someone Out

Step 1:
Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
Step 2:
Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
Step 3:
Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
Step 4:
Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
Step 5:
Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it